⏳ WORLD'S MOST USELESS TIMER ⏳

"Like my gym membership, this does absolutely nothing."

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⚠️ TIME PARADOX DETECTED!

This timer reversed my collagen production. Help me turn back the clock!

$115 raised (Goal: $10,000 for Botox)

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🥇 TOP SYMPATHY DONORS:

Aron ($50) – "Pls stop this"
Sarah ($20) – "This timer is as useless as a wet paper bag"
Dave ($5) – "This is worse than my divorce"